when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Dicks are not precious.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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