Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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