NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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