Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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