Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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