At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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