Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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