That's when you crack a 10am beer
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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