I wanna bring you to show and tell
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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