Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He kissed a someone with a penis
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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