I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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