Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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