...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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