Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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