get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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