This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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