Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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