So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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