Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There are leaves in my underwear?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
