You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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