I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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