we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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