Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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