ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Randomize