did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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