But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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