What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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