Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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