he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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