Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Operation Purity has been aborted
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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