I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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