is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I would ride that face into the sunset
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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