Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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