I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
