There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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