White coat. Heels.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you would pick up someone in the library
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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