I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
