apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
