Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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