Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I am available for nakedness
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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