I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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