we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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