im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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