Already got asked if we're dating
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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