i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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