Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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