nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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