no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My life is pants optional.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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