Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We had to coat check the pizza.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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