you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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