So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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