is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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