You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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