I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
